I watched this and I had forgotten that it had even been posted here.

Patrick Troughton was better. So was William Hartnell.

And Jon Pertwee...

The thing is - I think Cherry is so caught up in the so-called trials and tribulations of her own fabulous life that she's unlikely to be able to imagine we exist. What a princess. I don't think she's ever confronted real, sustained difficulty at any point in her celeb-obsessed life.

I just find it offensive when she asks an obvious skank (no class, no brain, no nothing but makeup and tiny skirt) what do men want. The skank replies with something like "well men want big smile, big hair and big boobs like women want money".

Where do I begin the outrage?

Firstly: Apart from revealing the shallowness of the skank, I'd have liked it if she'd have actually asked men what they want from a woman.

Secondly: Revealing the fact that the skank takes it as a given that women mostly just want money/success from a man.

I'm sorry, but I can neither respect nor trust people like that - no matter how short the skirt, or how many centimetres of caked-on face-slap they happen to be wearing. I don't care how many men she's slept with - I'm grateful that I'm not one of her victims. Fuck that. That's not a proper woman. That's a grotesque, extreme caricature of some of the shallowest aspects of femininity.


AAAAArrrrrrggghhh!

Lock'n'load