PUA's with their self confidence levels at an all time high and all the success they claim to enjoy in life won't mind, me thinks, a few humorous dities at their expense. Since they visit so regularly with their "free" advice perhaps some commestables for the hungry before he starts his patter.

Q: How many PUA's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. PUA's don't change lightbulbs, they take lightbulbs and leave you with no lightbulb.

Q: How many twits who say, "The lightbulb has to want to change itself" as a punchline to a lightbulb joke, does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they don't change lightbulbs they piss on them when they're hot which causes a loud bang and some broken glass.

Q: How do you know that a PUA is full of BS?
A: He cannot mediate between a man and a woman.

Q: What's a PUA got in common with a politician?
A: Lot's of promises, lots of sleaze, lots of spin, lots of money, lots of angry people.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a PUA?
A: Prostitutes charge money for sex, PUAs just charge money.

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a PUA?
A: Whores are all action without the talk. PUA's are all talk without the action.

Q: Why are there no women at a PUA bootcamp?
A: This is a rhetorical question.

Q: Why are PUA's invariably male?
A: Because they're single.

To test the teachings of a PUA all you need to do is visit an endangered rain forrest and shout at the remaining trees to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. After all, the trees and the endangered species brought it all on themselves, no?

............................and if you "fail" with PUA techniques....."oh, you must have done (enter list of things you did wrong) and didn't follow chapter 7, paragraph 8, second sentence correctly.

PUA Roissy on MGOTW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT4dzJhvy-U

right on! More PUA charlatans and their nonsense

Barbarossaaaa is very well spoken.

PUA's are nothing but scam-artists.

Need to put them on the same sinking ship with the lawyers.

Customer: I don't feel attractive to women.

PUA: Now you need to turn that around and put a possitive spin on it. Can you do that?

Customer: Uh, OK. I'm ugly.

Here's my "positive spin"

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a PUA in a plane when the pilot announces over the tanoy;
"An engine has failed. One of you is going to have to jump out." The Irishman and Englishman give each other the OK signal and then they push the PUA out.

Later the pilot announces:
"That was a joke by the way, all the engines are fine."