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 Post subject: Sounds familiar?
PostPosted: 05 Oct 2011, 07:09 
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Here's some excellent quote from Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels", where he talks about Yahoos and their females.

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His honour had further observed, “that a female _Yahoo_ would often stand
behind a bank or a bush, to gaze on the young males passing by, and then
appear, and hide, using many antic gestures and grimaces, at which time
it was observed that she had a most offensive smell; and when any of the
males advanced, would slowly retire, looking often back, and with a
counterfeit show of fear, run off into some convenient place, where she
knew the male would follow her.

“At other times, if a female stranger came among them, three or four of
her own sex would get about her, and stare, and chatter, and grin, and
smell her all over; and then turn off with gestures, that seemed to
express contempt and disdain.”

Perhaps my master might refine a little in these speculations, which he
had drawn from what he observed himself, or had been told him by others;
however, I could not reflect without some amazement, and much sorrow,
that the rudiments of lewdness, coquetry, censure, and scandal, should
have place by instinct in womankind.

I expected every moment that my master would accuse the _Yahoos_ of those
unnatural appetites in both sexes, so common among us. But nature, it
seems, has not been so expert a school-mistress; and these politer
pleasures are entirely the productions of art and reason on our side of
the globe.

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 Post subject: Re: Sounds familiar?
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Haha. Sure does. Odious females counting on males to follow the scent. I enjoyed reading Gulliver's Travels. Full of a bunch of wit, political references and crude humor. I like the part when the Yahoos use crap as weapons.

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