Oh, so all we've got to do is go to acting school and learn how to do different accents.
I once tried for a postal course with Ross Jeffries speed seduction school... Enough said.
I'm reminded of fairy tales where the magician has to say "Open Sessame" and the mountain opens up and reveals all. I guess women are the mountain.......... They either open up or they don't. Unfortunately for me they tend to remain in the closed position.
I gather you tried PUA techniques, and they failed you?
They most certainly did. I've tried a huge amount of stuff. I've done NLP courses, had years of psychotherapy, done courses at different universities and colleges, travelled, tried different social circles, different towns, different friends, get exactly the same results no matter what I do. The one thing I haven't tried is terror and the threat of violence.
People keep telling me that the key to success with women is to be nice and understanding and empathic and listen and be open and above all be patient. But Hitler found that all he had to do was forget about all that psychobabble, put on a pair of Jackboots and beat the crap out of everyone and it worked; Ava Braun went out with him.
The US finds that violence works. I think it's time to learn a lesson from G.W.Bush. He's married. If I had a gang of mates who wern't afraid to use fists we could go out on a weekend and meet women, and if they get fresh we piss on their weekend so that they have a really miserable time. Afterall, women piss on us because they can get away with it. But the thing to remember is that the times we live in are an abberation in human history. We tried a human experiment which was to let women have some rope. They've abused our hospitality.
The planet is a stone that hurtles through space at thousands of miles per hour. Everything on that stone effects everything else. Millions of us blokes have died in 2 world wars that women might have their 'liberty' but all they've done with it is persecute us. We chaps are not so forgiving of each other. i.e. if you piss on me I'll kick your head in. If I piss on you you'll kick my head in. We both know this so we evolve civility towards each other. That way we chaps get on and we respect each other. But women are temporarily excluded from the cordiale because we have been duped into thinking this is the right thing to do, and if we just give the women more and more power and allow ourselves to be oppressed and trampled over more and more then somehow everything will turn out good.
We've taken non violence to ridiculous levels. You cannot build a house by trying to PUA the bricks to assemble themselves. No amount of reasoning with the bricks will make them form themselves into a house. To build the house, you need an army of builders and lots of brute strength either from the bicepts or from using high wattage machinery like JCBs and power drills and concrete mixers and cranes.
So I have decided it is with women. We need to recognise that our anger and rage and violennt turmoil is useless if it goes unexpressed. IF a women is a bitch we must shout at her and say "your a FUCKING BITCH!" simply because it is what honesty is about. We don't need to smile and act gracious, nobody is paying us to be polite. Politeness is something you EARN. Why should I keep giving away my politeness for free????
I trained hard in the arts of politeness and being reasonable, why should I give it away without due payment for my efforts? The same goes for everyone here. We need to re own our violence. Violence is not evil. The only reason we believe it is is because women obviously don't want to be called to account. When a man steels he goes to jail. When a woman steels, we stupidly let her off, because women use their charms to maximise their gains. This is logical. But they must be trained to be more sincere. If women want us nice and reasonable they must provide us with a REASON to be. This is our world too! We can do what the fuck we like. We need to learn how to loose our tempers in public in ways to deliver maximum humiliation to women. Then they will realise that if they want a good time, they will have to pay for it like the rest of us. It's called getting along, or having a two way street. I know I sound like a troll because I'm not able to couch what I say.
You read my stuff and you think I am a spy who wants to catch you. So you think I am having a joke. But as long as you read what I say and think about it, I'm not saying you should disregard the law or incriminate yourselves. I know people get into trouble for calling women bitches. In Israel I once pourd a pint of beer down a girls back and kinda almost got into trouble, but th epoint is I got away with it. And one needs to learn how to do these things without getting into heavy amounts of trouble. I don't know of any miracle tactics. Hitler seems to be the best role model available. We've got to become masters of oratory and advocate as much terror as possible. We have to encourage violence against women. They WILL cow to sufficient terror. Look at the Jews. Look at the Palestininians and the Arabs, most of them are cowed down under the US assault. Women there are being slaughtered all the time.
Look at Guantanamo Bay and Bagram. The prisoners were forced to speak under sufficient waterboarding and other methods of coersion. These techniques can be applied to women and they WOULD work. They WOULD eventualy talk and explain everything we need to know. Now I'm not saying that you must go out and use these techniques. I'm saying you must speak openly to other people about the use of these techniques. Speak loudly. I need a group of blokes, so that I can speak loudly about this in places where there are women so that they hear, will be drawn in, so that the trap can be sprung and like the NAZIS, who would stand up and SHOUT and behave in such violent ways that people around them cowed down with FEAR and then when the NAZIS asked a woman for a date she said "YES" and peace reigned, and everyone was happy and cordial and it was all very fair.
Well I don't care what you all think. I'm going to make it happen with or without you. And I'm going to terrorise anyone who gets in my way.