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PostPosted: 15 Aug 2015, 02:52 
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Remember what I said about getting laid in my first post on this site? Total Fucking Bullshit
Now I will tell you guys how to get laid like real pros.

What You Do: Go to a feminist site and tell them how much other guys are mean to you. Tell them how much you fucking hate other guys. They love hearing that. They will dub you a male feminist.

You will probably get hooked up with a chick with huge tits. She will be a huge bitch but you guys won't care. She will physically attack you daily and you won't be able to strike back because men who do that get arrested ... but you won't care. Most of the guys on this site don't seem to care.

Ladies: Look up at the night sky on this beautiful night. Every single one of those stars belongs to your granddaughters and there is nothing I can fucking do about it.

"Matt! You've got to stop comparing yourself to Tai! You're not him!"
- Gabumon

PostPosted: 15 Aug 2015, 03:29 
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The REAL way to get laid: crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. :lol:

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