Fat Bird Jokes

Lord Epic · **Posted:** 09 Oct 2009, 16:27

If a fat bird annoys you try these jokes:

Trevor - Wassamarrah Tone ?

Tony - I canna sit dahn mate !

Trevor - Why zat Trev ?

Tony - I was fahkin the wife last night, went ahp to the bedroom, she lay on the bed, I got on top of the fat bitch, burnt me fahkin arse on the lightbulb !!

Derek - I was tryin to fahk fat Gladys from behind last night!

Clive - Yeah ?

Derek - She was so fat I couldn't find where to shove me weasel! I had to say to her, do us a favour dahlin, let aht a fart and give us a clue where it is !

Works every time.

Totomir · **Posted:** 01 Jul 2011, 00:31

mrping · **Posted:** 01 Jul 2011, 08:42

HA at the lightbulb one

astrosleuth · **Posted:** 10 Aug 2011, 04:08

Just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot! haha

Iori_Yagami · **Posted:** 11 Oct 2011, 08:58

Three guys are talking about their fat-assed wives.

1- Oh, my wife's ass is so fat, when she goes to have a bath, only a little puddle of water in the tub remains after she sits there.
2- Nah, when mine goes to have a bath, only a teaspoon of water remains!
3- And my wife's eyes are SO BLUE!

1- Oh, yeah, and my wife's ass is so fat, when she has to sit on a chair, I reinfoced it with chains or it'll break apart.
2- Nah, when my wife sits on a chair, I strengthen it with concrete!
3- And my wife's eyes are SO BLUE!

1- Oh, yeah, my wife's ass is so fat, when I climb to fuck her, I wear skater's protection for elbows and knees.
2- Nah, when I get on top of her, I have to use ice climber's gear!
3- And my wife's eyes are SO BLUE!

1&2 - Hey duuuuuude. Why are you talking about her blue eyes? We don't get it.
3- Because my wife's eyes are SO WONDERFULLY BLUE!
1&2- What does it have to do with anything?
3- Her eyes are so INFINITELY and BEAUTIFULLY BLUE, SO BLUE, SO BLUE... but ALL the REST of her is ASS!

Esoteric · **Posted:** 14 Oct 2011, 22:27

Yo mama so fat...she got baptized a Seaworld.

Yo mama so fat....when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.

Yo mama so fat...whenever she's in Japan people scream "Goziiiraaaa!!"

astrosleuth · **Posted:** 15 Oct 2011, 05:38

Yo mama so fat....one can slap her ass and ride the waves.

alienafternoon · **Posted:** 16 Nov 2011, 02:41

I personally find these jokes insensitive. Come on, guys..

Lord Epic · **Posted:** 17 Nov 2011, 14:22

SingForAbsolution wrote:

I personally find these jokes insensitive. Come on, guys..

So fuck off then

Lord Epic · **Posted:** 17 Nov 2011, 14:37

In order to annoy feminists and whinging manginas here is another one,

My bird is so fat, when the bitch takes a shower her feet don't get wet

alienafternoon · **Posted:** 17 Nov 2011, 23:35

How about my shoe is so fat, it gets stuck up your ass?

Iori_Yagami · **Posted:** 19 Dec 2011, 17:14

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jellybean · **Posted:** 01 Mar 2012, 08:27

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Rudeboy41 · **Posted:** 11 Apr 2012, 01:28

I don't mind jokes that are genuinely funny, but these are not. They're juvenile. The thread should be deleted.

Odalis · **Posted:** 12 Apr 2012, 00:01

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