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So, this is a guide to prostitutes as the title says, but I can already see you thinking. Prostitution is not a real method of recovery, it's more of a cheap cop out for those who can't get laid and I don't want that. Moreover, there's the idea that love and sex are somehow linked but, let's face it,a plurality of the 21st century populace in the West doesn't think so. So why should we hold ourselves back because of outdated Victorian notions?

First, let's face it, the concept of romantic love is a cultural human construct that doesn't necessarily contribute to interpersonal relations. Love, if anything, is a strong emotion caused by chemical reactions in our brain and it has become a cultural phenomenon to the point that it's considered immoral to have sex outside of romantic relationships by many, which is something that is a hypocrite position since many of those who condemn it do it all the time. They just don't talk about it to avoid being labelled slut (for women) or womanizer (for men, in the negative sense of the word).

Sex is an animalistic drive that has little, if anything, to do with the human built notion of love. I'm pretty sure sex is all about reproduction and that 'love' is just part of the courting ritual. Many here don't want to bother with that ritual as they fail at it (Asperger's and whatnot) so let's just scip it. It's a need we all have that's wired into our brain so let's just give in instead of getting frustrated to the point of rage and (self-)destructive thoughts. We have nothing to lose and much to gain. Now that we've gotten past the notion that love equals sex, we can move on. Monogamy is unnatural anyway.

The benefits

That intro brings me to all the benefits of visiting a lady of the night.

First of all, there is no performance pressure whatsoever. Prostitutes are out to pleasure you and not themselves because they want to earn money. Earning money as a prostitute entails getting repeat customers like many other businesses. With any prostitute worth while the customer is king and so they'll aim to please. It won't matter if you, as a virgin, have a little trouble performing as she'll be into anything you want, anything it takes to get you to reach your 'high point', if you will. Anything might be a bit of an overstatement; most likely stuff regarding feces or animals is off limits; however, anyone who just wants heterosexual oral, vaginal or anal sex will be able to get what he want. If you want, you can just lay back and have her satisfy you with a blowjob without having sex. You don't need to feel embarrassed for inexperience. Just relax and enjoy.

Secondly, there is nothing more honest than that half an hour or hour with a prostitute. Let's face it. Both the hooker and the customer got what they expected namely a sexual release totally aimed at the customer himself and money respectively. No one gets lied to and no one gets cheated on which is not something that can always be said of normal relationships which are at least in part built on lies in most cases, or at least aren't as unambiguous.

Thirdly, prostitutes know how to deal with men who don't have experience. They have to deal with such customers all the time, often fathers who take their sons to get deflowered. They know you're nervous as hell and they also know what men like, and with those two combined they know how to get you aroused despite nerves. They don't mind anyway, and the good ones might find it cute.

Fourthly, it's a good way to get some experience. Get a prostitute who is a little older (25+ or so) and just ask her to show you what women generally like in bed. They'll be happy to show you. You'll be able to feel up a woman's body, have her touch you, discover the erogenous zones of both you and her and generally have a magical experience. When you do find a girlfriend you will at least not be clueless on what to do.

How to get one

There are websites dedicated to rating prostitutes and brothels, at least in countries where it's legal. You should check those out to begin with to see what women are out there in your vicinity, and also to figure out which ones you'd better avoid (unless you're out for a quick service that in the end isn't really fullfilling).

If prostitution is illegal in your country, then browse local newspapers for adds of massage parlours which are usually just covered up brothels. Escorts can also be found through the right networks (like more expensive hotels who really want to "service" their customers). If this doesn't work, save up money for a cheap vacation to a country where prostitution is legal (that can easily be found on wikipedia).

Avoid street walkers unless you have no other option available because they're more often then not drug addicts who will just suck you off on auto pilot to pay their next fix and who likely have an STD (and no condom in sight). You don't want a girl like that. You'd end up feeling guilty as such a woman may well have been forced into prostitution.

You've got one, now what?

The first thing you need to do is to take it easy, seeing how you're going to be nervous as hell considering your inexperience and all. Take one hour or more and not the regular half an hour. Don't be a cheapskate, you'll come to regret it later on. Also, do not masturbate for several days beforehand to make sure you can get it up. Furthermore, drink some alcoholic beverages beforehand as sex may be intimidating, especially if you're a virgin.

Tell the one you've chosen you're a virgin, or at least inexperienced. She won't make any problem out of it as she's dealt with it before. Then have ger give you a massage to help you relax. When you feel ready, initiate foreplay and have her play with your dick a little to make sure it gets/stays erect. Then you can have her satisfy you orally before moving on to the real thing if/when you feel you're ready to do so.

In the end it will demystify the whole concept for you and help you to stop putting women, sex and romance on a pedestal.

Lastly, if anyone gets into your face about the morality of the issue, tell them that it's none of their business firstly. Secondly, there are tons of men doing the same thing, be it with a real hooker or a women who pretends to love a man for money (like party chicks who got pregnant and suddenly settle down for a beta male in their 30s, a man they would never have given a chance otherwise). Thirdly, if women had given us the light of day it wouldn't be necessary. Fourthly, if a woman who likes you finds out and dumps you just because you gave into your needs and released some frustration, then she isn't worthy of you.

Addendum

This is an addendum to this post because of Inspector Montalbano. You may well try more mature hookers if you like to since they're less looking for a quick buck and more willing to please, and they are more willing to take the initiative instead of lying there on a bed moaning while you jolt monotonously into her vagina. They're also often less expensive. Older women in general are also less inhibited sexually and will be more tolerant if you want to try anything the younger ones might consider off-limits like anal sex or certain fetishes.

It's a matter of taste of course. I myself would rarely pick a prostitute that's outside the age range of 21-30, but that's just me. And it may also differ per prostitute if she's good or not regardless of age.





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Intro

So, this is a guide to prostitutes as the title says, but I can already see you thinking. Prostitution is not a real method of recovery, it's more of a cheap cop out for those who can't get laid and I don't want that. Moreover, there's the idea that love and sex are somehow linked but, let's face it,a plurality of the 21st century populace in the West doesn't think so. So why should we hold ourselves back because of outdated Victorian notions?

First, let's face it, the concept of romantic love is a cultural human construct that doesn't necessarily contribute to interpersonal relations. Love, if anything, is a strong emotion caused by chemical reactions in our brain and it has become a cultural phenomenon to the point that it's considered immoral to have sex outside of romantic relationships by many, which is something that is a hypocrite position since many of those who condemn it do it all the time. They just don't talk about it to avoid being labelled slut (for women) or womanizer (for men, in the negative sense of the word).

Sex is an animalistic drive that has little, if anything, to do with the human built notion of love. I'm pretty sure sex is all about reproduction and that 'love' is just part of the courting ritual. Many here don't want to bother with that ritual as they fail at it (Asperger's and whatnot) so let's just scip it. It's a need we all have that's wired into our brain so let's just give in instead of getting frustrated to the point of rage and (self-)destructive thoughts. We have nothing to lose and much to gain. Now that we've gotten past the notion that love equals sex, we can move on. Monogamy is unnatural anyway.

The benefits

That intro brings me to all the benefits of visiting a lady of the night.

First of all, there is no performance pressure whatsoever. Prostitutes are out to pleasure you and not themselves because they want to earn money. Earning money as a prostitute entails getting repeat customers like many other businesses. With any prostitute worth while the customer is king and so they'll aim to please. It won't matter if you, as a virgin, have a little trouble performing a she'll be into anything you want, anything it takes to get you to reach your 'high point', if you will. Anything might be a bit of an overstatement; most likely stuff regarding feces or animals is off limits; however, anyone who just wants heterosexual oral, vaginal or anal sex will be able to get what he want. If you want, you can just lay back and have her satisfy you with a blowjob without having sex. You don't need to feel embarrassed for inexperience. Just relax and enjoy.

Secondly, there is nothing more honest than that half an hour or hour with a prostitute. Let's face it. Both the hooker and the customer got what they expected namely a sexual release totally aimed at the customer himself and money respectively. No one gets lied to and no one gets cheated on which is not something that can always be said of normal relationships which are at least in part built on lies in most cases, or at least aren't as unambiguous.

Thirdly, prostitutes know how to deal with men who don't have experience. They have to deal with such customers all the time, often father's who take their sons to get deflowered. They know you're nervous as hell and they also know what men like, and with those two combined they know how to get you aroused despite nerves. They don't mind anyway, and the good ones might find it cute.

Fourthly, it's a good way to get some experience. Get a prostitute who is a little older (25+ or so) and just ask her to show you what women generally like in bed. They'll be happy to show you. You'll be able to feel up a woman's body, have her touch you, discover the erogenous zones of both you and her and generally have a magical experience. When you do find a girlfriend you will at least not be clueless on what to do.

How to get one

There are websites dedicated to rating prostitutes and brothels, at least in countries where it's legal. You should check those out to begin with to see what women are out there in your vicinity, and also to figure out which ones you'd better avoid (unless you're out for a quick service that in the end isn't really fullfilling).

If prostitution is illegal in your country, then browse local newspapers for adds of massage parlours which are usually just covered up brothels. Escorts can also be found through the right networks (like more expensive hotels who really want to "service" their customers). If this doesn't work, save up money for a cheap vacation to a country where prostitution is legal (that can easily be found on wikipedia).

Avoid street walkers unless you have no other option available because they're more often then not drug addicts who will just suck you off on auto pilot to pay their next fix and who likely have an STD (and no condom in sight). You don't want a girl like that. You'd end up feeling guilty as such a woman may well have been forced into prostitution.

You've got one, now what?

The first thing you need to do is to take it easy, seeing how you're going to be nervous as hell considering your inexperience and all.

Tell the one you've chosen you're a virgin, or at least inexperienced. She won't make any problem out of it as she's dealt with it before. Then have ger give you a massage to help you relax. When you feel ready, initiate foreplay and have her play with your dick a little to make sure it hets/stays erect. Then you can have her satisfy you orally before moving on to the real thing if/when you feel you're ready to do so.

In the end it will demystify the whole concept for you and help you to stop putting women, sex and romance on a pedestal.

Lastly, if anyone gets into your face about the morality of the issue, tell them that it's none of their business firstly. Secondly, there are tons of men doing the same thing, be it with a real hooker or a women who pretends to love a man for money (like party chicks who got pregnant and suddenly settle down for a beta male in their 30s, a man they would never have given a chance otherwise). Thirdly, if women had given us the light of day it wouldn't be necessary. Fourthly, if a woman who likes you finds out and dumps you just because you gave into your needs and released some frustration, then she isn't worthy of you.


Great post, and I really can't add much more to the above, except you may want to try mature age hookers if you don't mind an older woman (I prefer older women). I find that older women for the most part, will really go out of their way to please you, plus they are much cheaper than young hookers.

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Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

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Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

Or try a Sex Tour.


In my experience, young hookers provide a very poor service, are immature and are rude to their clients, older women on the other hand are experienced, and know how to please you.

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ardia wrote:
Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

Or try a Sex Tour.


In my experience, young hookers provide a very poor service, are immature and are rude to their clients, older women on the other hand are experienced, and know how to please you.


Cant confirm or disconfirm this...yet anyway.

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ardia wrote:
Inspector Montalbano wrote:
ardia wrote:
Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

Or try a Sex Tour.


In my experience, young hookers provide a very poor service, are immature and are rude to their clients, older women on the other hand are experienced, and know how to please you.


Cant confirm or disconfirm this...yet anyway.


I've had both good and bad experiences with younger prostitutes (age range 18-29), so it's not as general. The best experience with a prostitute I've had until now was with a girl 24 years old (at the time, 25 now), which is definitely not 'mature' in my humble opinion.

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I tried a well known brothel in Nevada, USA which I picked some younger ladies of the night around my own age and they are good at what they do. more advice on this topic is that before doing this make sure you are well rested and don't masturbate for a week as well as have some high protein diet before hand to get the testosterone + energy going.

Otherwise you might have trouble getting it up for the correct time frame. consume some alcohol for relaxation too especially if its your first time, close physical intimacy can be intimidating.

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Why go to Nevada for christ's sake?
Canada and Mexico is so close.

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more advice on this topic is that before doing this make sure you are well rested and don't masturbate for a week as well as have some high protein diet before hand to get the testosterone + energy going.


I mostly concur, except maybe the masturbation part. Definitely go on a day when you're rested. Having sex with beautiful women isn't any fun if you're too exhausted. Not to mention your performance drops. I only go on weekends or days that I leave work earlier. Eating ensures more energy.

If you're state side, your options are first illegal or legal. Legal means Nevada and more expensive. Within illegal, there's a few options: street girls, escorts, massage parlors. I personally like the massage parlor route. Mainly because you're not required to set appointments or have references - less research is involved. Also the women will be non-American. Massage parlors are the easiest choice for a virgin who's scared of women. It's easiest because you can build your comfort level up to intercourse through massage, at which point the masseuse will eventually offer extra favors. If you're still too nervous you can choose just to have a regular massage.

However even massage parlors take some research. I went to two different massage parlors before I found a good one. The first one was a fat unattractive old lady. The second one was a less fat albeit slightly more attractive slightly younger old lady. The third place was a gold mine and is now my regular spot. All the women are twenty something Korean women, easily 8's and 9's.


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Why go to Nevada for christ's sake?
Canada and Mexico is so close.


Why go anywhere but your own state? It's very difficult to be caught for solicitation. And there is nothing illegal about using an escort...you are paying for her time and companionship, not sex. If sex transpires, that is a decision between two consenting adults. :wink:

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ardia wrote:
Why go to Nevada for christ's sake?
Canada and Mexico is so close.


Why go anywhere but your own state? It's very difficult to be caught for solicitation. And there is nothing illegal about using an escort...you are paying for her time and companionship, not sex. If sex transpires, that is a decision between two consenting adults. :wink:


I dont know the laws for the USA exactly. But in Canada, most Street Hookers will enter a car before hearing or making an offer. The reason is that is private domain where such stuff is legal. Being outside the car and get a John or the hooker, theoretically, in trouble.

My point is the quirks of the law might matter.

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i agree with the inspector, don't go for the young inexperiences ones, i usually go for women that are my age (late 20s, early 30s)

may i also recommend having a drink or to before you go to calm the nerves, not more though, i've found that with a bit of alcohol i can shut down that fear inside myself better and just focus on the sex, on being horny

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Inspector Montalbano wrote:
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Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

Or try a Sex Tour.


In my experience, young hookers provide a very poor service, are immature and are rude to their clients, older women on the other hand are experienced, and know how to please you.


Indeed so.

And a good mature call girl will often have thier own apartment or home where you can go to get laid too. No need for hotels were vice might be waiting for an easy bust.

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ardia wrote:
Inspector Montalbano wrote:
ardia wrote:
Dont really have to try older women...just read carefully about younger ones - some of them offer a more consistent good experience than others.

Key is having good review sites.

Or try a Sex Tour.


In my experience, young hookers provide a very poor service, are immature and are rude to their clients, older women on the other hand are experienced, and know how to please you.


Cant confirm or disconfirm this...yet anyway.


Hookers are like any woman Some are just not really good at having sex and some are. Most non-hookiers I have fucked
were average at best, with a few exception. Most women are better at flirting then they are at fucking, IMO.

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That is the impression I get from reading detailed reviews of hookers in my city.
Pity I chose a non-stellar/YMMV one for my first experience.

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