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Just think, at this rate...in ten years people will think September 11th "actually happened....OMG! Like really?"

The difference is that no one can afford to make a 9/11-themed romantic disaster movie starring Kate Winslet.


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Just think, at this rate...in ten years people will think September 11th "actually happened....OMG! Like really?"

The difference is that no one can afford to make a 9/11-themed romantic disaster movie starring Kate Winslet.

Give it time...they'll find a way.

At some point, they'll make a huge movie about it, and mark my word, it will have romance mixed in.
Why?
Because we live in a fucking lagomorphocracy, that's why!
The Titanic movie is just another example of this. They can't even keep their rabbitude from spilling over into movies about actual disasters. They eat, breathe and sleep D/S/R, and they demand that D/S/R be in everything they do, everything they see, and in everything around them...

And in everyone around them!
That is why we are persecuted.
We, the love-shys and incels, are walking buzz-kills.
We're like sober people at their drunken parties.
They live in a perfume haze of sexual glory, and we're like an unwanted whiff of un-sexual reality that came from somewhere.
If their sphere of sociosexual bliss were an apple, we'd be a worm

We're a living, breathing disruption of their romantic fantasies where every fairy tale has a happy ending.


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I am one of the five people in the USA who has never seen the movie
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2.5/5, kinda. I’ve never seen the entire movie the whole way through, but I’ve seen the ending a bunch of times (you know, when all the carnage is happening). I was supposed to watch it for the first time with my parents as soon as it came out on video (you had to switch VHS tapes midway through the movie because it was so long), but I was still really young and remember being forced to cover my eyes for large sections of it because Kate Winslet was getting all nude. I’ll probably never see it, because I despise Leonardo DiCaprio because he’s a terrible actor, and ruins every movie he’s in. Besides, everyone knows how it ends (it sinks).

There should be a pornstar named Titstantic.

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I was still really young and remember being forced to cover my eyes for large sections of it because Kate Winslet was getting all nude.
I was watching it in the theater with my mom (yeah, that's right, with. my. mom.) and it came to that scene where she's walking in, wearing the gown, getting ready to be drawn in the nude. The whole theater was quiet...except there was a baby crying like hell, somewhere several rows up. Oh, it was terrible...a crying baby is like a cheese grater up the back of my neck (good think I'm a permavirgin I guess). Oh I wished he would shut up, but crying right out loud he was...

So it gets to that part, and she drops her gown and you can see her ass...
Suddenly, the crying stopped...
And it turned into hysterical cackling!

That whole theater exploded in laughter. You couldn't even hear the movie dialog, it was so loud.

I will never forget that moment.


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Most of the women survived... unlike Estonia and what could have been concordia.

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Laplacian wrote:
forced to cover my eyes for large sections of it because Kate Winslet was getting all nude.

She's nude for about four minutes, not really a "large section" of a 189-minute film.


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I despise Leonardo DiCaprio because he’s a terrible actor, and ruins every movie he’s in

What? DiCaprio is a fantastic actor, one of the best ones out there right now.

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I will never forget that moment.

What was so special about it?


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I will never forget that moment.

What was so special about it?
I guess you had to be there.


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forced to cover my eyes for large sections of it because Kate Winslet was getting all nude.
She's nude for about four minutes, not really a "large section" of a 189-minute film.
It is when you consider that her nude scenes are probably the only redeeming part of the film. I guess there’s always Mr. Skin.
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I despise Leonardo DiCaprio because he’s a terrible actor, and ruins every movie he’s in
What? DiCaprio is a fantastic actor, one of the best ones out there right now.
I think DiCaprio gets undue respect as an actor from being in Martin Scorsese films. If he didn’t have this advantage, he’d just be some unknown asshole who nobody would care about.

Johnny Depp is the finest actor right now ever, hands down. Much like how I’ll avoid every movie that lists Leonardo DiCaprio as an “actor,” I’ll see every piece of cinema that Johnny Depp lends his name to. Ditto George Clooney.

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Well, some people reach their 20s and don't know that raisins are dried-up grapes...
No wonder some of them thought Titanic was pure fiction.

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Well, some people reach their 20s and don't know that raisins are dried-up grapes...
No wonder some of them thought Titanic was pure fiction.

Raisins are dried-up grapes?! (kidding)


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Laplacian wrote:
I think DiCaprio gets undue respect as an actor from being in Martin Scorsese films.


Oh yea, I forgot all DiCaprio's big roles were in Scorsese films. Except Romeo + Juliet, of course. And The Beach. And Catch Me If You Can, Blood Diamond, Body of Lies, Inception, J Edgar.......

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Meerkat wrote:
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I think DiCaprio gets undue respect as an actor from being in Martin Scorsese films.
Oh yea, I forgot all DiCaprio's big roles were in Scorsese films. Except Romeo + Juliet, of course. And The Beach. And Catch Me If You Can, Blood Diamond, Body of Lies, Inception, J Edgar.......
Removing the films directed by Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott, Christopher Nolan, and Clint Eastwood, you’re left with the cinematic masterpiece that was The Beach. I will admit that Leonardo DiCaprio is pretty smart – much like how chubby people hang out with obese people in an effort to appear less fat, DiCaprio learned to surround himself with incredibly talented people in an effort to appear slightly talented.

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I think you'll find that it's the directors who pick actors for their films, not the other way around. You just admitted that most of the films he's in have brilliant directors/producers, and they must all keep picking him for a reason. That reason is because he is one of the best actors in the world.

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