Thanks for making me cry asshole. Thanks for the missed day of work. I suppose a six year old GPS unit and a handful of quarters were worth it. Thanks for not having any taste in music and leaving my CDs, well except for Toni Braxton. I didn't need to be listening to her anyway she was bringing me down. Thanks for being smart enough to leave my Ipass. Thanks for not adding insult to injury and taking a dump in there, while you threw all my stuff on the floor. Thanks for leaving the doors open, I'm not worried about my battery why should you be? I take solace in the fact that eventually the path you're on will lead to prison, and hopefully you being raped with a broomhandle.

Really sorry your car got broken into. I hate shit like that.

Trust in karma, and this guy will get the beatdown eventually.

I hear they use hand sanitizer for lube in prison.

Sounds like a badboy, you should be asking him out.

I saw him first!

I hear they drink that in prison too! Multipurpose three stage formula.

My parents car was stolen and stripped, while in the parking lot of a hotel...that was hosting my sister's communion reception. The idea of some asshat violating your personal space/belongings can be trying. Chin up.

I hope this person rots in everlasting hell.

White knight.

Stay classy.

Sorry, Plaid. I have had things stolen all my life, so I know what this is like.

Get some female sanitary napkins and liberally put them in the glove box and other compartments. I noticed an ew factor in the dispersal pattern when they get to those items. That makes me smile.

Man did they at least leave it on cinder blocks somewhere?

It was eventually located a few weeks later chopped down to just the chassis and one door lol. My father decided to leave the happy memories of it being our family car to rest in our minds, and took the blue book value. Shame since he really cared for it and I personally remember weekends helping him wash, polish and wax it by hand. The act of stealing might be impersonal, but there's always a personal side to the story.

I don't keep anything valuable in my car.