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PostPosted: 17 Apr 2012, 10:28 
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Are you shy and awkward around the opposite sex? Are you still a virgin?
Is a lack of confidence making it difficult to take that next crucial step?

If this sounds like you, and you’ve always wanted to overcome your sexual fears but just don’t know how to, we want to hear from you.

A team of experienced and trained professionals could help you overcome your sexual anxieties.

If interested in knowing more about this programme, please contact us here or on 020 7017 8755 at Zig Zag Productions, an independent television production company.

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http://www.zigzag.uk.com/

You want to made some kind of reality show/programme about love-shies? Are we that entertaining?

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"There has been no genetic change since we were hunter-gatherers, but deep in the mind of modern man is a simple hunter-gatherer rule: strive to acquire power and use it to lure women who will bear heirs; strive to acquire wealth and use it to buy affairs with other men’s wives who will bear bastards . . . Wealth and power are means to women; women are means to genetic eternity.

Likewise, deep in the mind of modern woman is the same hunter-gatherer calculator, too recently evolved to have changed much: strive to acquire a provider husband who will invest food and care in your children; strive to find a lover who can give those children first-class genes. Only if she is very lucky will they both be the same man . . . Men are to be exploited as providers of parental care, wealth and genes." - Matt Ridley "The Red Queen"

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Sounds hilarious.

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ZigZagTV wrote:
Are you shy and awkward around the opposite sex? Are you still a virgin?
Is a lack of confidence making it difficult to take that next crucial step?

If this sounds like you, and you’ve always wanted to overcome your sexual fears but just don’t know how to, we want to hear from you.

A team of experienced and trained professionals could help you overcome your sexual anxieties.

If interested in knowing more about this programme, please contact us here or on 020 7017 8755 at Zig Zag Productions, an independent television production company.

**All responses will be dealt with in confidence**


You forgot to mention the whole stripping of dignity, the silly music playing in the backround, and the complete misrepresentation of what and who love-shys and incels are.

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Let’s not rush to judgment about ZigZagTV. I’m sure that they’ll give the same care and professionalism to love-shyness as their prior esteemed programs, such as “Britain’s Favourite Hoaxer,” and “The Girl with 8 limbs.”

Well, at least you might get a free trip to Amsterdam.

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Stranger1983 wrote:
ZigZagTV wrote:
Are you shy and awkward around the opposite sex? Are you still a virgin?
Is a lack of confidence making it difficult to take that next crucial step?

If this sounds like you, and you’ve always wanted to overcome your sexual fears but just don’t know how to, we want to hear from you.

A team of experienced and trained professionals could help you overcome your sexual anxieties.

If interested in knowing more about this programme, please contact us here or on 020 7017 8755 at Zig Zag Productions, an independent television production company.

**All responses will be dealt with in confidence**


You forgot to mention the whole stripping of dignity, the silly music playing in the backround, and the complete misrepresentation of what and who love-shys and incels are.

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We are developing an idea for a new programme about the work of therapists in California but want to do this by following British individuals who are interested in 'intimacy coaching'.

We would follow the individuals and a clinical therapist and a surrogate partner and follow the three-way therapy in a purely observational documentary format, objectively recording the process without judgement or interference.

So come on, you know you want to!


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I remember fapping furiously to the thought of hot girls' thong strings when they walked up the stairs to class. I always tried to get behind them and tried to not get caught as I put my face really close to their ass and tried to smell really hard in hopes of catching some pussy smell. I was always tempted to enter the female bathrooms and steal all the thongs while they took a shower, but I was too afraid of what would happen if I got caught.


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Just a warning, do not use Андре́й Рублёв. He's a nut job.

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If interested in knowing more about this programme, please contact us here or on 020 7017 8755 at Zig Zag Productions, an independent television production company.


Just hire an unknown amateur actor, no one cares about that anyway.


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I'm not a virgin!! Meet my girlfriend...

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The Doctor wrote:
Just a warning, do not use Андре́й Рублёв. He's a nut job.


That's a lie. This guy claims I'm a nut job because I disagree with his weird theories, which include...

- that his government must find him a girlfriend
- that this girlfriend must be none but Queen of England herself
- that his parents must find him a girlfriend
- that Brian Gilmartin should have been awarded a Nobel prize

He thinks everybody but himself is a nut job but in reality everybody on this site thinks he is.

Btw, they contacted me already, dumbass. I am going to Hollywood next so you can kiss my black ass, boy.

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I remember fapping furiously to the thought of hot girls' thong strings when they walked up the stairs to class. I always tried to get behind them and tried to not get caught as I put my face really close to their ass and tried to smell really hard in hopes of catching some pussy smell. I was always tempted to enter the female bathrooms and steal all the thongs while they took a shower, but I was too afraid of what would happen if I got caught.


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Андре́й Рублёв wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Just a warning, do not use Андре́й Рублёв. He's a nut job.


That's a lie. This guy claims I'm a nut job because I disagree with his weird theories, which include...

- that his government must find him a girlfriend
- that this girlfriend must be none but Queen of England herself
- that his parents must find him a girlfriend
- that Brian Gilmartin should have been awarded a Nobel prize

He thinks everybody but himself is a nut job but in reality everybody on this site thinks he is.

Btw, they contacted me already, dumbass. I am going to Hollywood next so you can kiss my black ass, boy.


:confused2:

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You can PM me if you want. I'm an actor!


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