Here's a funny take on the whole college dating scene

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478387/the-six-girls-youll-date-in-college

Hmmmmmm........

I "knew" all the women that the video mentioned........they never wanted to date me.

My college would have also included the "hippie girl" who goes to see Phish with you, and didn't shave her legs.

Not sure if I could handle a girl having legs as hairy as mine.

DSR in college was one of the main reasons I couldn't hack it there. Or, more precisely, lack there of.

I become infatuated with one girl there and couldn't focus on my studies. That and everyone seems to be in groups and cliques. It all was too intense at that point in my life. I dropped out. Was never part of the 'hook-up' scene from day one.

I'd see a guy and girl from my classes walk to the residences on Friday night with a bottle of coke and chips to spend with each other...it was all too much then.

I can relate. Four years of living in a coed dorm and graduated a kissless virgin. Ended up flunking out of my program due to severe depression. It was a really traumatizing experience, and I wish I had dropped out after the first semester.

Yeah, the distractions can be a bitch. I couldn't balance the two aspects of college life, if I balanced anything at all. (Studies and social/DSR) If I would have done it over again knowing what I know now, I would've either took a year off or went straight to the working world if I would've known conventional college wasn't for me. It's not for everybody. Crushes only make it worse...and she was from a small town so she had a mystique to her, independent, striking it out on her own in a larger city with all her social group while I commuted and was still living at home at the time. Bad scene.

I watched that, then laughed, then cried a bit. Thing is, I saw each one of those relationships happen around me while I was in college, except it was other people who engaged in them while I was losing my mind from sleep deprivation.

I am too old for the college crowd, but if I ever have a tip for you guys is... College is the best time of your life to get laid! The girl quality is probably way higher than anything you will ever experience after that. Also this is possibly the only place you'll be in proximity of so many sluts. If there is a time to make serious effort to beat love-shyness, it's when you are in college. Don't miss out this opportunity! I can't stress that enough! Please make an effort.

This. All types of college women, including even the nerdy awkward ones, were equally uninterested in me.

I have to admit the churchgoing girl in that video is a hottie...in fact, I think she's the only one I'm even attracted to.



Disagree. I wouldn't redo college for a million dollars....you're surrounded by a plethora (almost all American colleges have more women than men now) of attractive women than you can't have. It's torture since none of these women want you....not even the really nerdy ones. Instead, they're dating older (i.e. rich) men, bad boys not in school, frat boys, jocks, etc.

6? I had 0.

they also date "townies"

guys from the local college town

Yeah it does no good when one is not wanted or desired by these women.

My college mascot is a racehorse.

I was told by a roommate once that if a man graduates from this place without getting laid at least once, the horse cries.

...

The horse cried.

Both my undergrad and grad schools have reputations for promiscuity (at least among people who live in the areas)......needless to say, that makes me feel like even more of a pathetic loser

I wasted much of my college years away smoking pot and getting high after class. Well, that was the second, third, and fourth year. The first year I was sober, but still love-shy.

If time travel was possible, I'd go so far back in time and relive everything, but play a different tune along the way this time around.